Abbott and Costello have nothing on those other comedic greats – Kevin and Owen (our nephew). Their recent conversation went something like this:

Owen: Dad and me went to the baseball game and –
Kevin: You mean Dad and I went to the baseball game?
Owen: No. Dad and me went to the baseball game and –
Kevin: You mean Dad and I went to the baseball game?
Owen: Sigh. No. Dad and me went to the baseball game and –
Kevin: You mean Dad and I went to the –
Owen: NO! Uncle Kevin, you aren’t getting it – YOU WEREN’T THERE!